My girlfriend has a bit of thing about tattoos. I do not share her enthusiasm. Imagine how pissed off I was when she came home the other day with yet another one! I asked her why didn't she ask me first and the silly woman went mad. She ripped off my trousers, yanked out my cock and started to give me a really harsh handjob. I kept trying to get her stop and do something more gentle with me, but this just seemed to annoy her even more, so she just kept on until, strangely, something started to stir down there.

The other day I was feeling really horny and fancied a bit of a change from the girlfriend. So I rang an escort agency and asked them to send round a hot young babe in a short skirt and high heels. I was very happy to see the 19 year old they sent round to see me, but I was less than happy because she wasn' t wearing the short skirt and heels that I wanted to see. Naturally I objected and the little madam went mad on me, tearing off my clothes and laying into my cock with the flat of her hand. It was excruciatingly painful, but my troubles were only just beginning.

My girlfriend gives me earache - especially the other day when she came in from work and started to give me a really boring rundown of her day. I pointed out to her that I did not need to hear this and would far rather that she gave my cock a bit of attention as I had been sitting around watch my team lose at football. For some reason she went absolutely berserk and whipped out my poor cock. She started slapping it about, punching it and sticking her nails in, giving it a real harsh handjob. It brought tears to my eyes! I think I am going to get myself a new girlfriend - this time one who isn't a psycho.

There is a total babe who works in my office and I have had my eye on her for a long time. Today I had her in my office to talk to her about a promotion that is coming up. Great opportunity for me because there is a guy going for the same job and a great opportunity for her to show me what other abilities she has. After I told her this, she got really angry and grabbed my cock, yanking it around, slapping it about and pinching it - it was torture! She kept going on about sex discrimination and equal opportunities - trouble was, she had such a tight hold on my cock, I had no opportunity to run. I think I had better give her that promotion - otherwise she might come back.

It was the office party a few days back and a good time was had by all. I got lucky with a girl from accounts who has a bit of a reputation for shagging anything that moves. One of my colleagues, who I always saw as one of the boys, found the condom packet and asked what had been going on. I told her what I had been up to with the girl from accounts. How was I to know that the girl from accounts was my colleague's best friend? She wasn't very happy about it at all and decided to start taking out her anger on my poor old cock - with the flat of her hand. Must be more careful where I leave condom packets in future.

I thought I had hit the jackpot at a party the other night. Two girls wanted to get into my trousers - and I managed to play them along so that they didn't know about each other. Went upstairs with the first and reckoned I would be home and dry by the time the second showed up. Unfortunately the second showed up early and everything went a bit pear-shaped. They both got really angry and started slapping my cock around like it was a tennis ball, hitting it between them. It was seriously painful and my cock was red and sore. But it was strangely exciting...